watching andy ortmann is like watching a man who castrated himself. he has 16 holes in his dick and it looks like a fucking sprinkler when he's peeing. Noise Music is an extention of one's cock and what a great one he has. It's fucking disgusting. He got caught raping a 12 year old girl and spent 13 years in Angola prison for it. She only charged him a tootsie roll. he loved that woman since she was 12 years old. When he molested her. he took her hear and soul. She liked it on the kitchen table. He liked it on the Karatw mat. He said love me or I'll punch you in the mouth. He's proud to be a redneck from Chicago. He likes to watch black people make chicken pies.

Phillip's baby died yesterday. He wasn't much of a dad. He said Oh dear I'll kill you here. He took out his 44 and aimed it at her head. He dragged her by her long black hair and chucked her in the river yesterday. His lofe had changed, he's now deranged now she and him must part. He's got blood clots in his legs folks watchout! As Mr. Miagi says the pain of life is much worse than the pain of death. Aint that right Phillip?.

Melanie's a queer. Tryin to scare all the straight fucks outa here.

rave trauma. When I was age 15 thru 18 I was doin all types of bad shit. My mom was dating a scumbag so he was out at her house all night often. I remember I would sneak out of the house and go ass deep into the chicago ghettos looking for a party. Then I'd take my telemarketing money and blow it on drugs. They started out like acid, ecstacty, special k, bath salts and fun party drugs, but they got harder. And shit got darker. Coke. Crack. Heroin. Meth. We went to a party on valentine's day. We went to the pharmacy down the street and We made a killing in line and didn't even have to go into the party so we bolted and didn't even go in. Drove all the way to Dayton Ohio for that theft. We lived it up in a shitty motel room doing coke that we were traded and all sorts of debauchery and sleaze went on that night.
On another drug rip off scam I had, I started crushing effidrine to use for meth. I would crush it up and package it in little baggies. People loved that shit. They came back for more. I was ballin that night too and got all sorts of coke and acid and bags of shit. It ruled. Mo money Mo problems as biggie says and the very next day when I was going to give my friends who had dropped out of the navy for being drug addicts the coke I had, Well on the way My friends and  I were taking rips off of a huge bong in the car. It was awesome except that it was a huge ass bong. Not discreet. I complained to the driver about his ginormous bong and when we went to the parking lot of the suburban motel that my navy dropout friends went out we saw the flashing lights and knew we were busted. Now getting busted for pot is one thing. But getting busted for having over 500 dollars cash, being 15, and having cocaine and acid was bonerific for these pigs. They searched me and I kept it cool. They searched me another time, and another. I had that shit stashed good. They searched me a fourth time and that was it. They found it. And my mother had to come and find out that her daughter was a fuckup. I had to do probation and drug tests and don't ask me how I got through it but I did. She stopped sleeping at the scumfuck's house and I got grounded for the first time in my life! 2 weeks. We were total scumbag ravers. Sleeping at crackhouse afterhours where there were these two little boys who would try to fuck us. I mean we were being raped by children in these houses!.  Not to mention the sleazoid creepers who were around. Rave Trauma be damned.  The upside to this story is that i got a college scholarship because I was a scumbag on probation and there was this ingenious state program to help juvenile delinquants go to college so they paid for my college and my books. Fuck college though. Useless bullshit.

I got to hang out with my friend Ryan this week. He is on a deathtrip after his braindamaging accident. He used to be the sweetest little scumbag who painted hearts all over my bus. But now no he's a raping pillaging scumfuck who is on a deathrage. He was already half braindead before the accident, but now he's absolutely batshit crazy. It's awesome. "C'mon Meg, you my girl, my queen bee, the queen atop my illuminati pyramid, now let's go kidnap someone". I am crazy and impulsive and I have many vices, but I didn't want to include kidnapping in my repoitoire. I hate young people. They're crazy. I'm 32 and I can't take these young amped up lunatics anymore. I like to sit in my apartment and hate people from afar, not encounter them.

I hate my fucking neighbors. This one is a pathetic waste of life. It's not my fault that i live next door to a fucking neanderthal narc. /what is the point of having a civilization if we are no longer interested in being civilized.  He just got out of prison for embezzlement and boy is he a little fucking shitbag. His name is Donald Kubesco. He is a complete piece of shit who hits on all the female roommates (including myself). He is disgusting. Cruises facebook for underaged girls when he's like 59 himself. Mary Kay Latourneau be dammed this guy's got you. Fuck her. He's one of those creepoids on facebook who doesn't have a photo. it's hard when your life has been out of control your whole life to put it in control and not go on a killing spree. This guy really rapes my cock off. I can't fucking stand him. He came into my room stole my vodka and then he fucking tweeked me out about his fucking parole officer coming in and possibly busting my room for smoking pot so maybe I won't go on a fucking killing spree. It's the only thing that keeps me from it. And theeenn I saw him on the street and he told me he'd narc me out to the feds (like the feds care about pot) if it would keep him out of prison. I told him to behead himself. Fucking narc. Fucking honkey. Fucking pederast.

I got a new pervert that was some freaky ass black dude who sounded young and then blew me off cuz cwouldn't fuck him in the ass. Fucking freak. He wanted to bring coke over too. What a fucking wackjob. He wanted me to do coke so I'd get crazy freaky with him which was not going to happen. I hate young johns. I like old men. They are usually more debilitated and pathetic which makes for an easier session. This young buck wanted everything. In an hours time. He wanted to watch me masturbate, me and my boyfriend have sex, my boyfriend to watch me fuck him in the ass. What a fucking nightmare this horrible pile of shit is. I would have loved to have beat the living shit out of him. Fucking wastes of life. Everywhere around me. I love it. They never manage to stop the anger in me.

Living here sucks. The neighbors are terrible. They are all meddling fucking assholes. There is one particular prick Donald, a 58 year old pedophile who just got out of prison for embezzlement. He is a completely pathetic waste of fucking life. He writes to faraway girls on facebook and falls in love with them and they're always eighteen. He was a friend of mine until he busted up in my room and tweeked me out about his fucking parole officer coming in the next day and us smoking pot. Like the fucking feds care about potheads. He busted into my room and stole my vodka.  Then later I saw him and my boyfriend and I said he was still\on our shitlist and he said he'd fucking narc us out for smoking pot to THE FEDS in order to keep his shithead ass out of prison.  He sings musical songs and is constantly singing and dancing when he's not in his room contemplating suicide. I used to be worried that he would be hanging himself in his room to the violent classical music he plays but now I'm not so worried. That narc deserves to die. I told him to behead himself because he's pathetic. Donald is a waste of life.

.My friend has the most famous ass in all the world. Her name is Sandy Nutts  and WOW whattan ass she has. Holy Cow. That ass is so fresh and big it has it’s own zip code.  It takes my breath away. Her name is Sandy Nutts and it couldn’t be more fitting name. Her hot black dad is a standup comic and I think his ultimate joke to name his kid Sandy Nutts. It’s great. I would fuck that dad so hard. Him and an ex crack addict white bitch bred the greatest ass ever.

Sticking my head in that ass is not unlike a shower after a rape. Pure extacy. A moment of pure unadulterated exctacy. And she lets people do it. Stick their heads in her ass. She lets me do it. Oh that ass. It’s amazing. She works as a paid hooker during the day, massaging men and jacking them off. That’s her dayjob. That ass is worth money. She got a pair of panties that say FAMOUS on them and she wears them like everyday. She was super bummed that she dumped her diva cup accidentally on them and ruined them.  There is a photo of her famous ass at a rusty lazer concert where it was raining men and women and sweaty ass scumfucks waitin to hump someone’s ass. Well Sandy Nutts wears her Famous panties there and girl knows how to twerk it with that ass. She is bodacious. She got a famous photo of her famous ass published. 

One time we got into a fight about our stripper name. Dizzy can’t stand up. It was an epic battle of the Dizzy Can’t stand ups. She’s on a different wavelength of Dizzy Can’t stand up. Whereas I am the broken down pro anna stripper who is constantly dizzy and stumbles over things on a regular basis. That fine ass hustla can work it and it makes me dizzy just hanging out with her. It was an epic battle of wills like I said. Which one of us is too dizzy to stand up is yet to be told. I guess she was with a friend and she said she was Dizzy and couldn’t stand up so her friend said that would be a good stripper name for her. Fuck that. That’s my stripper name. I live in a world of sleaze and sweaty pathetic lonely desire. Perverts that pay me to pick my feet. I have a pervert who is a cripple with cerebral palsy who loves my ass. He can’t stop texting me. What can you do when a cripple’s sole desire is to have you beat them?. You do it. He’s a cripple. I would do it with him for free.

Anyways back to Sandy’s famous ass. The other night in a booze and coke filled frenzy I got to stick my face in that hot ass not once but twice. I would make a pilgrimage for that ass. I would follow Sandy nutt like the jews did to escape Egypt. Her ass could part the red sea. It’s just that big. All she’d have to do is sit on it. That fat ass is the red sea, which she makes in her diva DIVA CUP every month and it dumps out all over her famous panties and she hates it. 

That ass is all over town. And it makes it all over town and it sits all over the house. Her ass is so big it could sink the titanic. She could melt that glacier quickly with the mere girth of that black girl’s ass. I am so jealous of that bodacious bootie with my measly old pro anna ass hangs like a sad slave on a holiday Christmas tree next to that ass. A slave hanging from a Christmas tree. That’s what happens when our asses get together. Yes Sandy Nutt’s ass is a bodacious mess. She is a good person. She deserves a gold metal of asses for her ass.