I was a scumbag. A real scumfuck. Hence the name Scumbalina. Scumbalina was an obvious name for me. I was a methadone addict who lived la vida loca. I was rockin and rollin on drugs and I was amped up to go. Mike made me a mascot for Gays in the military, Daddy McPaddy’s rockin ass cumbag explosion of a band. I remember they wanted to cover an elo song  elo song and they could not (very ambitious) and a band member cried because they could not do it.  Yes a male band member cried. Fucking pussies.   I used to run around mostly naked and in a drug, lonely, hell fueled frenzy and toss out pornography to the audience.  Mike was this older sober guy and it made no sense to me why he took such an interest in me. But he did. What the fuck was it about me that he liked?.  This older sober very interesting fellow. I guess it was because I’m crazy. Or a nut magnet.  He sensed the nut in me.  One or the other. I guess he used to do drugs and understood. He was a good guy. Old I thought but good.

Talk about rock and roll changing your life. Well the collaboration with Daddy McP. Startest one of the most fun times of my life.  When he and Brian Collins started Gays in the military and made My character, scumbalina embodied me and I embodied her. A drugged out crazy naked bitch who gave out mountains of porno, left over from mr.skin’s bombardment of tit flicks, and it made people extatic. Scumbalina made people exctatic. FREE PORNO!!!! Of course they were exctatic. I was a scummy naked fucked up pregnant looking crazy person.

The amount of methadone I was on when I was scumbalina made for constipation which meant impacted shit. The impacted shit made me look 100% preggers which made for some interesting banter, about me being pregnant on my drug fueled journey.  It was fucking hot. A skinny preggers chick. I played it off to my advantage. I would write messages on my stomach and show my baby off with pride. Especially during the rock shows.

The methadone chic of Scumbalina only helped her to get girls err girls. I remember during a rather rauncheous party taking a shower naked with Mike’s girlfriend at the time who had a beautiful gigantic nose and wonderful nips. He sure knows how to pick em. Also in the shower was the hottest chick with a dick that existed  It was hot almost heavean.  A great release from my life of filth and degredation. I got clean in that shower.  Julie the trannie was on fire. We were all nuts, in a drug addled dream, in the shower together. It was like a wet dream. Or a shower you take after you get raped. It was exctacy.

Scumbalina was a release for this filth that I was living through. Injecting methadone daily and attempting life. She was me. And is me. A furious scumbag and I miss her.  Rock and roll made her deadly. I think if I wasn’t handing out porn at the time to greatful pieces of shit I would have been murdering animals or children. An outlet for me. An escape from the torturous hell I was putting my body through.

I remember my cohort and sleaze partner in crime who had the biggest natural tits of anyone I’ve ever seen. Alix Lakehurst. Her real name was Alix Snell, an ugly name which was only changed by McP to be her porn name. Yes he kinda got her into porn. A release from her dark world as a law assistant as I can remember. She turned to porn. At the ripe age of 32. It was amazing. She would dance naked on stage with me as I sucked her nipples in some kind of freak show frenzy