A HUMBLE PROPOSITION CONCERNING THE SALE OF MEGAPHONES TO LOUD DUMB PEOPLE.

Is there a way to ban the sale of megaphones to either self proclaimed "anarchists", or have people take intelligence tests in order to get one.... So as to not make the stupid more loud????. Can we make a city ordinance against this?. Or should I just get a grant and buy all the megaphones and hand them out to Jamacians cuz I really like their accents.

Let's try this.... IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS LOUD AND DUMB AND MIGHT BE IN THE BEGINNING STAGES OF PLANNING ON PURCHACING A MEGAPHONE, PLEASE SEND ME THEIR NAMES AND CONTACT INFORMATION AND I WILL START MAKING A LIST.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS QUIET AND SMART, SEND ME THEIR INFO AS WELL SO THAT I CAN SEND THEM A GUN.

OH YEA AND ANYONE INVOLVED IN THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT OR SELF PROCLAIMED "ANARCHISTS" ARE AUTOMATICALLY ON THE LIST. THEY ARE THE FIRST ONES WE GOTTA KEEP THE LOUD THINGS AWAY FROM. IF THEY WANT GUNS, THEY CAN GET THEM BUT ONLY IF THEY PROMISE TO SHOOT THEMSELVES FIRST.