Thursday, April 19, 2012

BACK IN CHICAGO pt. 2. and why SRO'S are THE BEST EVER!!!!!.

FIRST OFF... I must explain to you why SRO (single room occupancy) group home YMCA but not sober living or halfway house, like hourly hotel by the month type living is the BEST TYPE OF LIVING EVER... ESP. FOR A PERSON LIKE ME. I am a shut in... I rarely leave the house unless someone gets me out... I have come back from the unnamed shithole damaged as fuck BUT HAPPY BEYOND BELIEF!!!!. And I already am and will get better, but I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOR AM I GOOD ENOUGH USUALLY TO TOLERATE LIVING with friends who I don't want to get into stupid roommate type fights with... CONVERSELY.... LIVING ALONE WILL KEEP ME LOCKED IN MY ROOM AND IN MY HEAD and that is just insanely bad.... even worse perhaps, and I might just get stuck... in my house, and turn into a complete and utter lunatic... It just happened to me in Sunny... well... I think if you have followed my posts or at least caught part of one of them you can know how I feel about that state to the west where there is a HUGE FAULTLINE WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY EARTHQUAKE MASSIVELY INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN, AND IT HAS BEEN PREDICTED AS WELL, AND ALL THOSE HIPPIES, OCCUPIERS, FAKERS, LOSERS, SKEEZERS, WEINERS, AND DINGUSES CAN HAVE THEIR own habiat where they can sit and waste all their time, money, and energy talking to their ugly, smelly, yelping dogs, and fucking them as well (YES WE ALL KNOW WHY YOU LADIES OUT THERE HAVE BIGGER DOGS.... FUCKING PERVERSE FUCKS.... TALK ABOUT RAPE....) but I have ranted enough about that state.... I am far from done, but I'm trying to focus on this amazing place that I discovered today.... I discovered a crackhead narnia in Oakland upon getting there, this is more of a bizarro alcoholic dreamland Narnia, in that no one would ever know that it exists, and that I lived three houses from it and NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT, and even was sleeping with someone (Andy Berkley, gross, sorry to out you) for an extended period of time who lived right next store who shared the stoop and I NEVER KNEW THIS EXISTED.... 2158 W. 21ST. ST. So where was I... Oh SINGLE ROOM OCCUPANCY... so this is completely ideal for me cuz I can share and hang out with alcoholics and weirdos that I don't know and won't gossip about if I'm fighting with my significant other, who is entering and exiting and why and what for and for how long and why old men are coming and going and why I have a 60 year old black male friend, and why blah blah and then go gossip about it to the fucking world.... and I am in charge of the rent so unfortunate money problems that people have (sometimes of no fault of their own, but not my problem either) I don't have to feel bad cuz my friends can't pay rent, or steal my money, or charge me for internet bills that don't exist, or have pitbulls who bark a my every enterance and exit and know when I'm coming and going and I'm so afraid of those things (cuz I know ain't from this planet, and they CERTAINLY AIN'T HUMAN cuz you gotta break they jaw if they bite you) or have dogs in general, or break my door down multiple times, or have a rave in the basement and get paid in acid and do 100 grand worth of damage during an acid fueled frenzy (I guess I was involved in that one too), or are alcoholic and break the stairs a window and the heater in one drunken night, or smoke crack and put my pet rabbit in a small box and blow the smoke in daily until the rabbit gets a a tumor, or barricade me in my room while they are drunk trying to do sort of patented twisted fung shui (actually that one was funny), or are shoot crack for so long that they literally start rotting and I have to smell their body rot to death or they give out the house key to crack addicts who sell it in the alley for twenty dollars and tell the people to rob the house and they show up at the door expecting to rob the house and I answer and have to deal with their anger that they wasted twenty bux on a key and I won't let them in, or have nothing on my walls but a single photo of me covered in their blood or literally try to kill me (I'm not referring to any specifics here, well at least with the rent thing or trying to kill me...), or are tidy students who study and sleep normal hours. BREATHE.......... FUCKEN STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

1 comment:

sameuel said...

lolz, your "black friend" really is a testament to how you don't see race when interacting with people.