Lilprincess phd. Esq.
We’re going to play a game. Whoever wins it. Wins it. Get
down notecards and write your points down. Let’s make this interesting here.
69 rules to fuck up a party.
Rules rules rules.
1st. rule. Please be sure to punch a hole in that
half dead wall over there. 5 pts.
2nd rule, please feel free to punch anyone in the
room. 10 pts.
3rd rule, please feel free to smoke pot
cigarettes, crack, chase the dragon, anything you want in here. Anything goes.10pts
4th rule. We must all accept that we are fucking
losers, not winners. Depressed wastes of life living to die. 15 points.
5th rule. If you like to humiliate yourself on
stage 6 points.
6th unconsentual sex is worth 8 points
7th gettin freaky on the dance floor 9 points
8th trying to kill yourself 50 points youll win!.
Cmon fat boy I know you want to do it. It’s like Jack Kevorkian. Life doesn’t
always turn out as you planned does it? Huh. No don’t do it. I’m kidding. It’s
a joke.
9th hate and anger get you ten points
10th hot dog sucking gets you 5 points
11th little boy fucking gets you 80 points.
You’re a fucking militia. You could do it. You could. I’m talking to you you
could.
12th packin heat so they say gets you 60 points.
There’s never anything better to bring to a comedy show than a gun.
13th drawing dicks all over everyone gets you 10
points. Especially towards the butt. Drawing dicks on anyone will get you
points.
14th guys and girls who are in this for the pussy
10 points. If you go home and fuck after this 50 points. That’s as much as
suicide!!!! Think about it folks.
15.th If this pathetic perverse sideshow sucks that bad pull
your eyeballs out and set them on fire 18 points.
16. If you blow a chance to fuck a girl/guy. He’ll fuck you
good. With his cock. Till he’s done. Negative 27 points. You’ll make him wish he had two dicks.
17. Getting Paris Hilton here and making her fuck all of us
28 points.
18. the biggest vagina here 16 points.
19. If you vomit 12 points.
20. Llck a lady’s Vay g-
21. Black people interrupting 15 points. Make the experience
better. Black people bring the party right Darius?.
22. Making me piss my pants 20 points
23. going to sleep or passing out 12 points.
24. pissing your pants 25 points.
25. Stay late on a Wednesday. Like anyone here has jobs.
Just fucking sleep until you wake up 12 points.
26. If you feel like
you’re at an aa meeting in a basement 2 points.
27. Waking up with a dead body in your trunk (no shit I
heard this story at an aa meeting) and you don’t know where it came from. 75
points
28. Shoving a prom baby in a garbage dumpster 20 points.
29. Burning your name on the surface of the moon 40 points.
30. killing a sober person. They are the most annoying
people on the planet. They’re all on a fucking rampage and they suck. 30 points
31. Dropkicking a baby. 27 points.
32. having a mental disorder. 18 points
33. beating the retarded 16 points.
34.don’t laugh. Laughing too much or too little will cost
you 17 points.
35. you come up here and rape your dreams 6 points.
36. if you always wanted to be on the oc 8 points.
37. if you feel like you are listening to the babblings of a
mental patient 5 points.
38. if you jam 4 rubix cubes up your ass while you remain
erect and bleed all over the floor 5
39. if you love the 3 f’s food fun and fisting.
40. if you ejaculate your central nervous system into a
pinball machine and make it bleed. 45 points.
41. If you wanna fuck a black man 12 points. One of those
ghetto rich prepaid cellphone bitches.
42. 2 secure guys cornholing on stage 15 points.
45. Teabagging gets you 20 points.
46. Beatin your dick hard because you’re a lonely pathetic
pervert 10 pts.
47. bringin the pain Top gun style. 21.
48. you just got parolled yesterday 25 points.
49. you laugh your cunt off. Let it fall on the floor an
pick it back up 19 points.
50. fuck a crippled person 23 points.
60.Hit a bitch in the cunt with a shovel. 15 points.
61. if you have a name for your penis, a p.o. box and an
address. 15 points.
62. If you shit into a bag 20 points.
63. if you’re one of those clean guys who piss in the
shower. -9 points
64. If you have a name for your dick. 12 points.
65. if you wax your cunt and you’re a white girl just get
with a black guy he don’t give a fuck -15 points.
66. you have pending court cases-10 points.
67. If you’re wearing an ankle bracelet-12 points.
68.if you hate white people-30 points
69. If you’re a black person who named their daughter
porcha-20 points
70. if you get raped and make a paaaarrrty- 13 points.
71. If you get a shower afterwards- -2 points
74. you’ve smuggled drugs in your ass-15 points
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